Week 3: Kiss me, Im easy.

   Ali goes on a date with Roberto to the heights of LA. They start by flying straight from the house in a helicopter. I guess Ali is scared of flying...?!? Its a good thing that Jake didnt pick her actually. Being married to a pilot, Im pretty sure it'd be a HUGE turn off if I hated flying. Just sayin...How come they didnt make a big deal of her hating flying last season?

So they pull up to a high rise in La. They head up and proceed to walk across a high wire. Wait, Ali is scared of flying but takes on a TIGHT ROPE like a million feet high with no fear?

 Hmm. So they go across and stop half way and kiss. Yeah its memorable but how much can you enjoy a kiss when you are barely hanging on for your life? They get across and have a dinner on top of the other building. Then they finish the night with a cuddle fest. 

Overall thoughts of Roberto: He will be here for a long while!!

Music video time with the ...Bare Naked Ladies. I dont know about you all but man that is just something I always have wanted to do! not really. I love how the guys were all like..."I CANT believe im going to be in a bare naked ladies video! YES!" Really? 

In this segment, the guys and Ali make a steamy video about Ali running away from relationships. Every guy was pretty into it since they got to kiss her. All accept FuhRank~! Poor guy He was the guy who got slapped. Not once, not twice but NINE times! He was pretty butt hurt about it.  He's proving to be a little ahemmmm...crazy. He thinks that Ali is HIS like literally. He is being a girl about seeing her make out with other guys. STOP acting like Ali is the ONLY girl in the world that could possibly be the one for you! If she is making out and acting trashy then I wouldnt even care about the "show". Just know that you wouldnt marry someone who did that in real life. Get your head out of the game and move on if your going to be that hurt about it. PuhLEEZE!                

Let me just talk about Kirk and Ali. They had a scene where they were in bed together. They rolled around and made out like no one was watching but I got the impression that Kirk is a bit of a man whore. He looked WAY to natural rolling around with Ali in that bed. EWE. Not to mention that Ali is playing the role of a hussy very well. Man this girl can KISS! 

Poor Jonathan.

He had a part where he had to kiss her. OH MAN! He started sweating as soon as he got the script! Im pretty sure that he has NEVER had a girlfriend(who wasnt just a friend). First thing he says to Ali is..." I just want you to know, if your not comfortable with this, you dont have to kiss me." WHAT?!? Shes kissed like 9 guys in the last 20 minutes. Basically he was saying... "IM not comfortable with this so YOUR gonna have to do the kissing." In the end Ali took pitty on the taunted and ridiculed man and gave him a kiss the made him go from 6 to midnight.  Dont think he's gay, just has a bit of a complex from ALWAYS being the awkward guy at the party. He's good looking and has it together, just is socially retarded!

Moving on.

One on One with Who?

Hunter. This guy is not attractive in my opinion. He and Ali went on a stay at home date and grilled burgers. Lets face it. The producers knew he would go home so they didnt want to spend money on his date with Ali. Their assumptions were proven correct. Hunter was Awkward, weird and unapproachable. He even hinted at being ok with being a "stay at home dad"..which I think Ali was less than impressed with. SHE wants to be the stay home queen, doted upon and barefoot and preggo...shopping at Fashion Island after lunch with the girls.

Needless to say, she opted out on giving him a rose and he went home.

Ali met up with the guys back at the mansion for the rose ceremony cocktail party. Roberto quickly made it his business to tell Ali that he did not trust Justin. What is it with these tattle talers?

 It wasnt attractive when Ali did it to Jake and its still not now. Ali has to completely understand though since she was the one doing last season. Its soo annoying and why would you take the focus off of you and put it on another guy? Bad move. Ali then shares that Justin came up to her house...hobbling i should say. Roberto was shocked and looked like a 75 yr old yaya from church with a juicy piece of gossip. He coudnt wait to tell the other guys.

BTW

Justin going to see Ali.."off the books" was a HUGE slap in the face to the other guys who are playing by the rules. This guy is a rule breaker, thats for sure.  We'll see what other rules he breaks later on. As for now, I think he is a punk and producers are loving the drama her creates.

So roberto goes back and tells the others about Justin's sneakiness.

Man were those guys madder than a flock of wet hens. There is soooo much tension in that house. Allll that testosterone is killin them! Half of them look like they want or need to punch holes in the walls. They all confronted Justin, or should I say...openly talked trash on him till he walked in and basically its clear that Justin is the outcast.

So who went this week?

John C.

This guy has a gay lisp thats bugged me from day 1 but it seems that he was a cool "one of the guys" type of guy.

Steve

This guy was not attractive what so ever. Im not surprised Ali sent him packing. If I were Ali I would have just eliminated guys based on attraction till its even semi possible to get to know them. How do you get to know 25 guys? ELIMINATE!

The next episode is promising to be a bit more entertaining as Kasey shows up with bandages on his wrists. Is he the crazed obsessed bf that the producers are making him out to be? We will see.

My favorite guy of the week is Chris L.

 followed by Roberto (who comes in second because of his tattling session)